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The Night Before Hallogivingmaseve (access required)

’Twas the night before Hallogivingmaseve, when all through the store employees were stirring, cramming in more trick or treat candy piled in clearance with care before October 31st had even drawn near; pumpkin pie candles nestled all snug on the shelves while the turkeys are stuffed beside Santa’s elves. And I in my tiredness, and my kids high on festivities burst back ...